8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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