Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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