Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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