You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
