508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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