I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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