So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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