so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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