Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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