There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We are two peas in an std pod
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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