i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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