this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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