Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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