so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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