dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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