Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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