oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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