Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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