Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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