you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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