susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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