She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
