I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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