very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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