it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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