I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
