i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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