and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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