Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I currently don't understand fingers.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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