Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
