Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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