Dual....:-)
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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