And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize