She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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