I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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