I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
That accounts for only three of the penises
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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