Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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