Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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