Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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