She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
jump out the window naked night went bad
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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