did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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