I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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