**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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