She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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