she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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