awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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