So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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