sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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