Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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