If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
...so i touched it.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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