so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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