So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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