becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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