i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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