I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Text me some of your sweat
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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